D.H.L

D H L Or Courier or ......................????

A malaysian colleague just join our company, she's not really good in her command of english, I mean really bad.

Because of this flaulty, she gave me one of the rarest moment of magical joke.

She's having a short discussion with my boss (Swiss) before lunch, she came out of his office looking confused.

D U R I N G L U N C H - A Conversation in chinese between me & her

me : '' Hmmm..... are u ok? u look confuse walking out from boss's office''

her: '' ya'' hesitate to continue -

so we continue our lunch, out of sudden she decided to speak

her: '' U know, Boss ask me to courier something which i dont quite understand''

me: '' what and which part u dont understand?'' - trying to see if i can help

She pause and kept quiet again still lookin confuse - then she continue in her typical malaysian chinese accent

her: '' but then hor, boss didnt say which part of Korea ler, how i know what he want?''

Magical moment of joke i call it!

OMG COURIER = KOREA?

Of cos cheeky me burst into mysterious laughter which of cos confuse her even more, but then who care? is a magical moment.

F.Y.I

F . Y . I

I guess most people would know what does F.Y.I mean in short form. It is used widely both on emails and also on short messages on phone. However, I was really amused by this incident

A client email my boss and complain that one of the designer is rude to her. Boss question the designer.

Boss: "What actually happen?"

Designer: "The client was rude first"

Boss: "What did the client do you?"

Designer: "The client send a rude email"

Boss: "What did he send?"

Designer: "She send an email and scold me FYI"

Boss - boss was pluzzed shaking his head with his eye brow frown

Boss: "do u knw wht's FYI mean?"

The F i n a l e

Designer: Fu@K you Idiot??

Boss - Fall from his chair immediately

For your information for those who still don't get it F.Y.I mean For Your Information

Nana's dreamz home

Privacy............ marriage and privacy are like a battle in arena. Man is not an island but yet in certain degree man wanna be alone.

To have the best of both world, Naenah have sketch a dreamz house of her own.

A bridge to connect privacy and marriage

How i wish!!! HDB Flat how to build?? how about get a HDB flat jus next to one another? and build a cude room in between? interesting!

A dialog with a black man

I was waiting for my flight from London to Norway. In the quene behind me was this black late 20s man, about to strike a conversation with me. Me ----> Chinese (Yellow girl)



Black man : hiya

Yellow girl : hiya

Black man : " Are going for a business trip"

Yellow girl : "nah! im visiting a friend"

Black man : " i see"

Yellow girl - turn her head away, hoping this will end the conversation

Black man : " so, where are you from" in a strong british accent

Yellow girl : " errr ... Singapore?"

Black man - pause for a while

yellow girl - look away



The finale of the whole conversation



Black man : "SO, Which part of CHINA is that???"



Yellow girl: OMG!!! OOOOoooo MY GOD!!!!!!!